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HOUSE OF VEGETA: THE ANSWERS!!
Bardock likes his huerka squabs: (1) Cooked (2) Raw (3) Runny (4)
Pulled off the bone
(3) RUNNY.
Kakarot is trying to (1) Fight with Nappa (2) Get Vegeta pregnant (3)
Rip Frieza's tail off (4) Sleep with Aba
(2) GET VEGETA PREGNANT.
Xenna's hair and tail are (1) black with green highlights (2) sandy
brown (3) dark brown (4) black with blue highlights (5) black with
red highlights
(3) DARK BROWN
Which saiyans have the thickest tails? (1) third class (2) second
class (3) elites
(3) ELITES
The Ou did this to chibi Vegeta for biting his toes and feet (1)
locked him in the royal chambers (2) dunked him in mud (3) sat on his
head (4) rolled him over
(3) SAT ON HIS HEAD
When Kakarot was born, the Ou said he came out (1) kicking (2)
screaming (3) biting (4) howling
(3) BITING
Who was the loudest chibi, described as 'thick with big lungs'? (1)
Vegeta no Ouji (2) Kakarot (3) Raditz
(3) RADITZ
Saiyan chibis love (1) food and water (2) chaos and noise (3) sleep
and comfort (4) disruption and racket
(2) CHAOS AND NOISE
Bardock called the chibis this when they got first pelt (1) hairballs
(2) puffies (3) fuzzies (4) moptops
(3) FUZZIES
Bardock does this to make chibis quiet down (1) mash them (2) squish
them (3) squash them (4) flatten them
(3) SQUASH THEM
What is 'switched' on Nuru and Tezar? (1) tails (2) coloring (3) skin
tone (4) eye color
(2) COLORING
Aba wants Kakarot to (1) dance with her (2) give her a chibi (3) take
her to dinner (4) recommend her for a promotion
(2) GIVE HER A CHIBI
Saiyans fight over (1) anything (2) everything (3) nothing
(1) ANYTHING (Everything would imply pettyness. Saiyans are warriors.
Fighting over nothing implies stupidity.)
Saiyans primarily eat (1) salads (2) bones (3) meat (4) live food
(2) BONES (3) MEAT
Saiyans have this behavior (1) aggression (2) grooming (3) highly
sexed
(2) GROOMING (sex and aggression are instincts, grooming is not)
Bardock and the Ou are related how? (1) cousins (2) half brothers (3)
twins (4) mates
(2) HALF BROTHERS (not revealed) (4) MATES (public knowledge)
The true nature of their relationship is known by (1) Inshei (2)
Humoz (3) Vegeta no Ouji (4) Kakarot (5) Raditz
(1) INSHEI (she used her influence as queen to discover the secret
and tried blackmail.)
The true nature of their relationship is SUSPECTED by (1) Inshei (2)
Humoz (3) Vegeta no Ouji (4) Kakarot (5) Raditz
(3) VEGETA NO OUJI
Kakarot was worried for the chibis after they were born. What was his
concern? (1) obesity (2) deformities (3) kinks (4) mental illness
(4) MENTAL ILLNESS
Chibis' teeth are like (1) razors (2) needles (3) sandpaper (4) sharp
rock
(2) NEEDLES
A Saiyan lifespan on average is (1) 80 yrs (2) 150 yrs (3) 200 yrs
(4) 400 yrs
(4) 400 yrs
Saiyans weigh a lot because (1) they eat a lot (2) their muscle and
bone is dense (3) they retain water for days (4) their cell structure
is compact
(2) THEIR MUSCLE AND BONE IS DENSE
The best way to piss off a saiyan is to call him (1) an animal (2) a
monkey (3) a ratface (4) a stinky fucker
(2) A MONKEY
Saiyans like to smell (1) themselves (2) everything (3) their chibis
(4) tails
(2) EVERYTHING
Nuru and Tezar are (1) cousins (2) brothers (3) half-brothers
(2) BROTHERS
Kakarot is called a loon because (1) he's crazy (2) he's wild (3)
he's undisciplined (4) he's a moon cub
(4) HE'S A MOON CUB (although a case could be made for everything
else)
Nuru resembles (1) Raditz (2) Bardock (3) the Ou (4) the Ouji (5)
Kakarot
(3) THE OU (4) THE OUJI
Tezar resembles (1) Raditz (2) Bardock (3) the Ou (4) the Ouji (5)
Kakarot
(2) BARDOCK (5) KAKAROT
Nuru, Tezar and Xenna are (1) grandparents (2) half-siblings (3)
cousins (4) pack chibis
(3) COUSINS
Celipe liked to hump Bardock (1) on the stairs (2) in the bedroom (3)
out the back yard (4) over the kitchen table (5) on the living room
floor
(5) ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR
The Ou likes it when Bardock (1) kisses his cock (2) sucks his
nipples (3) spanks him senseless until he comes (4) suckles his balls
(3) SPANKS HIM SENSELESS UNTIL HE COMES
Saiyan cubs do this when happy (1) chirp (2) purr
(1) CHIRP
Saiyan cubs do this when content (1) chirp (2) purr
(2) PURR
The Ou had what as a cub? (1) a big crown (2) sharp nails (3) a long
tail (4) pet snails
(3) A LONG TAIL
When Bardock took Tezar downtown, saiyans thought that he (1) had
kidnapped the chibi (2) forgot to get Nuru (3) had another chibi
himself
(3) HAD ANOTHER CHIBI HIMSELF
Vegeta no Ouji could best be described as (1) fiery (2) aloof (3)
temperamental (4) high strung (5) arrogant
(3) TEMPERAMENTAL
What is most important to saiyans? (1) family (2) blood (3) eating
(4) sex
(1) FAMILY
What is a saiyan's favorite pastime (1) eating (2) fighting (3) sex
(2) FIGHTING (eating and sex are basic needs, fighting isn't)
Saiyans identify each other primarily by (1) sight (2) sound (3) smell
(3) SMELL
Saiyans consider stink to to be (1) terrible (2) satisfactory (3)
great
(3) GREAT
Third class saiyans have this color hair, tail and pelt (1) red (2)
sandy brown (3) beige (4) burgundy brown
(2) SANDY BROWN
An angry saiyan does this with his tail (1) Curls it (2) Krimps it
(3) Straightens it (4) Puffs it
(4) PUFFS IT
When saiyans are oozaru, running free and wild it's called (1) party
time (2) jungle run (3) booty bump (4) jungle jack
(2) JUNGLE RUN
Raditz' favorite colors are (1) orange and gold (2) olive green and
navy blue (3) teal and brown
(3) TEAL AND BROWN
Prince Vegeta no Ouji is how tall? (1) 5'3 3/4" (2) 5'7" (3) 5'9 3/4"
(4) 5'6 1/2"
(3) 5'9 3/4"
Who has greater upper body strength, Vegeta no Ouji or Raditz?
VEGETA NO OUJI
Who has greater lower body strength, Vegeta no Ouji or Raditz?
RADITZ
The royal family has black fur and pelt with blue or red highlights.
Including the chibis, what is the ratio between the two? (Xenna does
not qualify for coloring)
Three blue black, Four red black
Four blue black, three red black
Five blue black, two red black
Five red black, two blue black
Six red black, one blue black
Six blue black, one red black
Four blue black (Kakarot, Raditz, Bardock, Tezar) and three red black
(the Ou, Ouji, and Nuru)
Genetically among all royal strains, which colors are recessive, and
which dominant?
(1) Blue black dominant
(2) Blue black recessive
(3) Red black dominant
(4) Red black recessive
(5) Green black recessive
(6) Green black dominant
BLUE BLACK, GREEN BLACK DOMINANT. RED BLACK RECESSIVE.
Of the three royal color strains possible, which is the rarest?
(1) Green Black (2) Red Black (3) Blue Black
(2) RED BLACK
What part of Xenna is rough? (1) her skin (2) her feet (3) the bones
in her tail (4) her hair
(3) THE BONES IN HER TAIL
Why is this part of Xenna somewhat rough? (1) bad foods (2) breeding
(3) injury
(2) BREEDING
A badly bred saiyan has (1) Ingrown toenails (2) a weak jaw (3) a
kinked tail (4) acne
(3) A KINKED TAIL
Third (or common) class saiyans are often referred to as (1) bums (2)
ragtails (3) rejects (4) trash
(2) RAGTAILS
The ouji's queen mother Inshei is no longer alive. What happened? (1)
she fell down a hole (2) she picked a fight with frieza (3) her
loving Ou arranged an accident (4) she ate a bad fish
(3) HER LOVING OU ARRANGED AN ACCIDENT
Bardock and the Ou share more than one connection. Which one is still
secret? (1) love (2) family (3) cubs (4) blood
(4) BLOOD
Chibi prince Vegeta did this all the time (1) rolled down the hallway
(2) stuck his head in toilets (3) bit toes
(3) BIT TOES
Saiyan chibis love to (1) cuddle (2) bite (3) find the warmest spot
(3) FIND THE WARMEST SPOT
In order to get warm, chibis will (1) turn on the heater (2) set a
fire (3) soak their feet in boiling water (4) squash underneath adults
(4) SQUASH UNDERNEATH ADULTS
Queen Inshei made a move on (1) Nappa (2) Glerunn (3) Bardock (4)
Raditz
(3) BARDOCK
The Ou presented Raditz to Bardock in (1) the palace (2) a high rise
apartment (3) a tent (4) military barracks
(3) A TENT
Vegeta tested positive for multiple cubs AFTER Nuru and Tezar were
born. How many chibis did Glerunn say he might have?
(1) three (2) one (3) five (4) two
(1) THREE
At the prospect of such a huge family, Kakarot did what? (1) partied
(2) got drunk (3) fainted
(3) FAINTED
When the Ou and Bardock found out, they did what? (1) cursed (2)
partied (3) got drunk (4) had sex
(3) GOT DRUNK
Xenna's name means (1) candy (2) treasure (3) jewel (4) sunshine
(3) JEWEL
Xenna's saba Humoz is (1) elite (2) super elite (3) second class (4)
third class
(3) SECOND CLASS
The term 'saba' means (1) drunk (2) fool (3) simpleton (4) male
birthing parent
(4) MALE BIRTHING PARENT
A chibi always knows (1) food (2) liquor (3) entrails (4) blood (5)
stink
(4) BLOOD
Pesto is a food for chibis. It's (1) liquid (2) paste (3) pills (4)
chunks
(2) PASTE
When Bardock and Celipe had sex, chibi Kakarot kept biting. Celipe
did what? (1) put him in a separate bedroom (2) tied his tail in a
knot (3) tossed him out of the room on his head (4) gave him to Raditz
(3) TOSSED HIM OUT OF THE ROOM ON HIS HEAD
Aba and Kakarot have this in common (1) both are saiyans (2) both
went on jungle run together (3) both are moon cubs (4) both love to
fight
(3) BOTH ARE MOON CUBS
Hanare means (1) funky feet (2) family celebration by sharing food
and closeness (3) playing under moon (4) gorging on food
(2) FAMILY CELEBRATION BY SHARING FOOD AND CLOSENESS
The Ou did what to make the chibis sleep? (1) put them in a pallet
(2) strapped them in a pouch to his stomach (3) lay across them on
the bed
(2) STRAPPED THEM IN A POUCH ON HIS STOMACH
Saiyans do what to calm their chibis? (1) sit on them (2) rub their
tummies (3) rub their tails (4) hold them close
(2) RUB THEIR TUMMIES
Raditz and Kakarot watched their parents have sex (1) from the roof
(2) through a keyhole (3) around a hallway corner
(2) THROUGH A KEYHOLE
The Ou and Bardock partied under moon in the ardwett jungle. What
happened? (1) Raditz (2) Vegeta no Ouji (3) Kakarot
(3) KAKAROT
How old were Kakarot and Vegeta when they fell in love? (1) K22/V30
(2) K11/V19 (3) K17/V22 (4) K34/V39 (5) K21/V24
(3) 17 and 22
Kakarot and Vegeta did what when the chibis kept them from having
sex? (1) swore off sex (2) ate and gained weight (3) had an enclosure
built with latches and ventilation holes (4) built a separate room
for the chibis
(3) HAD AN ENCLOSURE BUILT WITH LATCHES AND VENTILATION HOLES
Kakarot had a strange dream once. He thought that (1) Raditz was shot
by Frieza (2) the Ou's private ship incinerated (3) the chibis were
missing
(3) THE CHIBIS WERE MISSING
During times of war, chibis are (1) well fed (2) sent off planet (3)
taken to relatives (4) hidden underground
(2) SENT OFF PLANET
Zarbon wants to have sex with a saiyan. Who? (1) Bardock (2) Aba (3)
Celipe (4) Kakarot (5) the Ou
(4) KAKAROT
Dodoria fanned himself after seeing what? (1) Frieza in lace (2)
Zarbon in leather (3) a cluster of saiyans screwing in a tree (4) a
group of saiyans screwing at the beach
(3) A CLUSTER OF SAIYANS SCREWING IN A TREE
Which saiyans have the thickest tails? (1) third class (2) second
class (3) elites
The Ou did this to chibi Vegeta for biting his toes and feet (1)
locked him in the royal chambers (2) dunked him in mud (3) sat on his
head (4) rolled him over
(3) SAT ON HIS HEAD
Saiyans have this behavior (1) aggression (2) grooming (3) highly
sexed
(2) GROOMING
Prince Vegeta's favorite color is (1) hot pink (2) orange (3) grass
green (4) violet
(4) VIOLET
Saiyans always kiss with lots of (1) energy (2) passion (3) tongue
(3) TONGUE
Saiyans always have sex when they're (1) sad (2) happy (3) angry (4)
depressed
(3) ANGRY
Under a crescent or quarter moon, a saiyan turns (1) buck wild (2)
fuzzy (3) shaggy (4) oozaru
(2) FUZZY
Under a half moon, a saiyan turns (1) buck wild (2) fuzzy (3) shaggy
(4) oozaru
(3) SHAGGY
A saiyan's state of health is determined by (1) blood type (2) hefty
meals (3) staying in battle condition (4) scent
(4) SCENT
Saiyans use their tails for (1) communication (2) sex (3) balance
ALL THREE
Old Queen Ruda plots against (1) Bardock (2) Glerunn (3) the Ou (4)
Aba
(3) THE OU
Old Queen Ruda's clan has been described as (1) homely (2) ragged (3)
classy (4) well bred
(2) RAGGED
Recently, Vegetaseii has been under seige by(1) tanks (2) gamma
attacks (3) light ray guns (4) flame bombs (5) invading aliens
(2) GAMMA ATTACKS
Sarasen is an elite. What is his coloring? (1) blue black (2) dark
brown (3) green black (4) red black
(3) GREEN BLACK
Nappa got popped in the head by (1) Prince Vegeta (2) Bardock (3)
Kakarot (4) Ocunn
(3) KAKAROT
Ocunn and his mob threatened (1) Bardock and Vegeta (2) Raditz and
Humoz (3) Nuru and Tezar
(2) RADITZ AND HUMOZ
Zarbon met a member of the royal family briefly. Who does he want to
taste? (1) the Ou (2) Kakarot (3) Raditz (4) Bardock (5) Prince Vegeta
(2) KAKAROT
Bardock brawled with commanders and elites (1) in the jungle (2) at
the palace (3) at the barracks (4) on medical grounds
(2) AT THE PALACE
When Prince Vegeta carried the chibis, Kakarot said he was (1) golden
and fine (2) warm and round (3) sexy and sweet (4) hot and tasty
(2) WARM AND ROUND
Bardock's mother tried to blackmail (1) a soldier (2) a politician
(3) a physician
(3) A PHYSICIAN
Scores 90-100% House of Vegeta Fiend
90%-80% House of Vegeta Pro
70%-60% House of Vegeta Reader
50%-40% House of Vegeta Newbie
40%-below Turn your computer off and go eat a sandwich
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