PG-Humor-The Drink: Breezas made some
lemonade! Care to try some?
by Queen Breeza
(At Friezas ship):
Breeza: Hi, Freezy!!
Frieza: (mumbles)
Breeza: I said HI!!
Frieza: (Notices something) Whats with the stand?
Breeza: Its my lemonade stand for my special lemonade, of course! Duh!
Frieza: Give me some!
Breeza: No, you freakin alcoholic! Drink whiskey or something!!
Frieza: ITS MY SHIP!! NOW GIVE ME SOME!!
Breeza: Fine! Take it! (Gives him a glass)
Frieza:....!
Breeza: What?
Frieza: This is great! Whats in it?
Breeza: -_-
Frieza: Well??
Breeza: You know...
Frieza: No, I dont.
Breeza: (lying) Lemons...and water. (grins evilly)
Frieza: Theres got to be more to it than that!
Breeza: Do you really want to know?
Frieza: Tell me in five seconds or Ill kill you.
Breeza: (looking away) Fine. (then looks at him with an evil smile) Your brother provided
the main ingredient.
Frieza: .....Which is?
Breeza: Himself!
(Frieza looks at the glass in his hand, then back at Breeza)
Breeza: :)
Frieza: (suddenly grinning widely) He tastes great! Can I have some more?
Breeza: (faints)
(Frieza, still grinning widely, takes the whole jug)
Frieza: Dodoria! Zarbon! You have to try this!! (leaves)