PG-Humor-The Drink: Breeza’s made some “lemonade”! Care to try some?
by Queen Breeza

(At Frieza’s ship):

Breeza: Hi, Freezy!!
Frieza: (mumbles)
Breeza: I said HI!!
Frieza: (Notices something) What’s with the stand?
Breeza: It’s my lemonade stand for my special “lemonade“, of course! Duh!
Frieza: Give me some!
Breeza: No, you freakin’ alcoholic! Drink whiskey or something!!
Frieza: IT’S MY SHIP!! NOW GIVE ME SOME!!
Breeza: Fine! Take it! (Gives him a glass)
Frieza:....!
Breeza: What?
Frieza: This is great! What’s in it?
Breeza: -_-
Frieza: Well??
Breeza: You know...
Frieza: No, I don’t.
Breeza: (lying) Lemons...and water. (grins evilly)
Frieza: There’s got to be more to it than that!
Breeza: Do you really want to know?
Frieza: Tell me in five seconds or I’ll kill you.
Breeza: (looking away) Fine. (then looks at him with an evil smile) Your brother provided the main ingredient.
Frieza: .....Which is?
Breeza: Himself!
(Frieza looks at the glass in his hand, then back at Breeza)
Breeza: :)
Frieza: (suddenly grinning widely) He tastes great! Can I have some more?
Breeza: (faints)
(Frieza, still grinning widely, takes the whole jug)
Frieza: Dodoria! Zarbon! You have to try this!! (leaves)